I FEEL LIKE YOU SHOULDN’T BE TEACHING ME THIS.
We need this if we are to becoming hunters
I don’t understand how that GIF teaches me anything. Yes, good theory but do you expect me to be able to pick a lock cos I saw it?
No, I’ll fuck it up cos I have no idea what the fuck I’m doing
I have one better than that: when I was in 7th grade my boyfriend called me and said “what would you do if I dumped you?” And then promised not to go through with it. The next day I show up to school, everyone was outside waiting for the doors to be unlocked and his best friend runs out and says “I HAVE BEEN SENT HERE TO DUMP YOU FOR YOUR EX” my mom drove around the block to see if I was okay…I cried in front of the school and my ex said said “hey, I kept my promise, technically didn’t break up with you, my friend did” fallontonight
Jimmy reads his favorite fan-submitted #AwkwardBreakup tweets!
"Neither of us knew what to do so we high fived"
That break up ended kind of nice, right? Everyone loves a high five.